Un-Assing the Bird
by: Hank Ortega, PA/C
(© Copyright,
1999)

HELIBORNE ASSAULT
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UN-ASSING THE BIRD
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People have said that the helicopter revolutionized the
face of modern warfare, not only as a gun and rocket
platform and a means of rapid recon, but primaily as a
troop transport. One of the first things cherry troops were
taught by old timers was how to "un-ass the bird"
Heliborne assaults were used to ferry in large amounts of
troops in a short amount of time. About a squad of men
could load into a Huey, with all their equipment and
weapons. Some times only one huey would load a few men, and
quickly drop a light team into the forest to quickly move
away and do their mission with as little notice as
possible.
The helicopter crews wanted to spend absolutely as little time
there as possible and would often not even touch down
completely. Our method became to have all the men that were
in the doors, stand on the skids. The man nearest the rear
held onto the upright post that supported the machine gun,
the one closest to the front held onto the front door
frame. The one or two guys in the middle of the
door,grabbed onto the seat if there was one or hooked a
finger or two into the floor rings and hoped the forces of
turning wouldn't toss them away from the bird.
As the helicopter came into the LZ, the men wuould crouch
into the slip stream. The men still inside would crouch on
their knees, to get ready for the insertion.
The helicopter would "flare" by dropping it's tail down,
taking the load of slowing full onto the main rotor. The
ship would shudder. Then the bird would level off for just
a second or two. Maybe near the ground, maybe not. Where
ever it was in relation to the ground, the helicopter would
then tilt forward and pound its way out of there. No matter
where it was in relation to the ground it was NOT going to
get any closer! At the exact second the helicopter leveled
off, THAT was when you would step off. Un-ass the bird!